Description
Some people don’t want truth.
They want comfort, programming, and their favorite lies on repeat.
You can not wake a person pretending to sleep.
This shirt is for those who like a little humor with their truth
YOU CAN’T WAKE THE FAKE is a pop-art punchline for the red-pilled, the wide-awake, and the “I tried to warn you, bro” crowd. It’s funny, it’s bold, and it hits harder the longer you look at it. Perfect for those moments when you’re done explaining and you’d rather just wear the vibe and keep walking.
Expect reactions. Expect conversations.
And expect at least one NPC to get confused and blink aggressively.
This tee is soft, durable, and guaranteed to become one of your favorites — whether you wear it to the gym, the party, or the family gathering where you promised yourself you wouldn’t debate anyone this time.
✅ WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT
Bold pop-art rebel energy
Instant conversation starter
Funny but true — hits the culture war nerve
Soft, durable, everyday fit
Vintage Print: Bold color ink with a retro, naturally cracked finish.
Free Shipping — no surprise fees
✅ FEATURES
100% ring-spun cotton (soft and comfortable)
Heather blends for extra durability on select colors
4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) – lightweight and breathable
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Quarter-turned to prevent that annoying center crease
Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti, or Guatemala
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